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Medic
Β· 4 months ago
I π₯ like π to make π walks πΆ in the morning π time β°, with my legs π. And I π was walking π£ this morning π, Ja ππ¦, around π here, and I π see π two β guys π¦, two πβ guys π¨, they are, I π think π€ they are hoboes π©πΆπ». Hobos, you π know π, men π¦ of the streets π£ and they are making π an argue π£, Ja π Ώ, fight π₯ fight π fight ππΏ.
Not with fisties, with mouth ππ, mouthies. And just very π rude π‘, and things π. And then one β man π¦ say π¬π "Man π¨, suck ππ¦ my d_ck ππ¦!"
what?
you π, why π€ you ππ₯ say π£ the, what? This make π nosed- why βπ€ are you π say π£ this? This is a silly π. This is a silly π and danger β β’. Did you ππ»- you ππ were saying π£ to the man π¨πΏ "Listen ππ» you π, we are not friends π¬. We make π establish π of this from all π― of this argumentatings, prior π. But π, please ππΌ now take π my most valuable ππ΅ and sensitivity π° posation in my body π, it have no π protection π‘, it have no π« helmet β or something π , no π« no π«, it's just flopsy and a sensitivity π€, please ππ₯Ίπ take π it, because we are not friends π«,
what
and place π© it inside π now a hole π³π of you ππΎ, that is owning βΌ many π¬ many π¬ and objects π for crunching and destruction π₯π£. Please π. I π₯ trust πππ― you π, for zero ππ» reasons π. Also π¨ we are fighting π π, but-no, I π would like π this, you π¦π to take π my peepee π±, please π, and treat π it like π a lΓΆlipop, as I π have requested π here. Treat π¬π it like π a lΓΆlipop, of course π you ππΌ shall π do this.
You π shall ππ definite not treat π it like π a hamburga, like π a hamburger π, Γ π Γ π, no βπ«, no π€π π»ββοΈ of cour- what? Of course π! Of course π this man π¦ shall π makes π your π, yo π yo π, peepee ππ into a luncheon ππ΅. Γ π Γ π, I π»π shall π not be nice π₯ and make π it a lΓΆlipop. He π¨ do not like π it you π, he's π¨ not your π friend βΊπ«. Do not give π this man π¨ππ¦ your π your π peepee π! You're uh π- it's a hamborgah! It's a whopper π for this person π« or a big π±π ± mac π», or what is- I π¨π don't π« know π€, what is equivalent β for your π peepee π±π³, uh π©, a white βͺπΆπ» castle π° burger π? But ππ do not do it!
Stoppit!
I π do not give π my peepee π like π this to a friend π¬π«π and make π this requesting ππ₯π¬?! Of course π not for enemy π‘, man π¨πΏ! You're only owning βΌ one β peepee π±! You're not like π a man π¨ like π "I π now make π a guest ππ» from the national πΊπΈ geography, eh π©, show πΊ where man π¨π» has 500 π peepee's π just surround π« his π¦π torso π€. He π¨ may π give π one π€ of the peepee's π to a man π¨π» and say π£ 'Suck π my d_ck ππ¦, because now I π₯ still π€π have 499 π΅π ββοΈ peepee's' π"- what?! No π£! You π cannot βπ« do this! You're only owning π« one 1οΈβ£ peepee ππ, protection π‘ it, please π©π.
Don't β say π£ this. Say π£ another π insulting π like πππ "Hey π man π¦, you π smell π bad π and your π face π look π like π a goose π₯". Try π this one πΊβ. Let π« me know π€ how it is going π, how it goes π.
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